Ah, the barbershop. A magical land where hair is tamed, egos are stroked, and somehow you always leave with better advice than your therapist gives you. At Tommy Gun’s Original Barbershop, we take pride in giving you more than just a cut—we deliver an experience. From premium haircuts to indulgent Aveda Men’s Facials, and even precision back-of-neck shaves, we’ve got everything to keep you looking and feeling your best. But let’s be real—there are a few unsavory characters who roam these sacred halls. Don’t be one of them. Here's your cheeky guide to what not to do. Seriously, don’t be that guest.
1. The "Just a Trim" Magician
"Just a trim," you say, while clutching a photo of Jason Momoa and batting your eyelashes. Listen, buddy, you’re working with what you’ve got, not the mane of a Norse god. Want to know what goes into a great cut? Check out What Your Barber Wishes You Knew to get inspired.
2. The "Squad Goals" Guy
Rolling in with your whole crew? Why? Unless they’re planning a standing ovation post-haircut, they’re just loitering. Leave the entourage at home. This is a barbershop, not your personal hype house.
3. The Miming Master
Barbers aren’t psychic. Sitting silently in the chair and waving your hands around like you’re auditioning for Cirque du Soleil isn’t helpful. Spell it out, Picasso. Want a fade? Say "fade." Want layers? Use your words. Your barber thanks you. For more tips on communicating with your barber, check out our Barbershop Lingo 101: What To Ask For At Tommy Gun's.
4. The Grease Monster
If your hair looks like it just lost a battle with a deep fryer, do everyone a favor and wash it first. Your barber isn’t Indiana Jones—they don’t want to dig through ancient layers of pomade to find your scalp. And if you need advice on styling, Our Styling Guide at Tommy Gun's Barbershop has you covered.
5. The TMI Teller
We love a good story, but there’s a line. Your barber doesn’t need to hear about your cousin’s tax fraud or that funky mole you’re worried about. Keep it light. Got a funny dog story? Perfect. Stick with that.
6. The "Serial Chair Swapper"
Think of your barber like your favorite pizza joint, loyalty is everything. Don’t cheat on them with another stylist down the block. Unless they’ve done you dirty with a bowl cut, then, well, carry on.
7. The Sprinting Scheduler
"I’ve got a Zoom in 10 minutes. Can you make me look amazing by then?" No. Just no. Barbers aren’t wizards, and you’re not the star of a makeover montage. Respect the time it takes to work magic... especially if you’re getting a Premium Cut & Wash, our signature Straight Razor Shave, or an ultra-relaxing Aveda Men’s Facial.
8. The Screen Zombie
If your phone is glued to your hand and your head keeps tilting for a better selfie angle, you’re doing it wrong. Your barber’s clippers don’t come with a TikTok stabilizer. Park the phone. Trust me, your notifications can survive the separation.
9. The Perfectionist’s Nightmare
Your barber hands you the mirror, and suddenly you’re critiquing every single strand. "Can you fix this tiny bit? And this? Oh, and this one too?" Stop. This isn’t a DIY project. Trust your barber. They’ve got this.
10. The Ghost
Don’t be the person who ghosts their barber for six months, then shows up expecting a miracle. Haircuts aren’t time machines, and your barber can’t undo months of neglect in one session. Regular trims, people—it’s why we’re here for everything from quick touch-ups to full-service makeovers.
Bonus Tip: Tip Like You Mean It
Throw in a generous tip. It’s not just good manners... it’s a down payment on your future good hair days.
Tommy Gun’s Original Barbershop is more than just a place for cuts, it’s a vibe. From our classic fades to indulgent Hot Towel Shaves, precision back-of-neck shaves, and luxurious Aveda Men’s Facials, we’ve got you covered. Respect the space, respect your barber, and for the love of all things good hair, don’t be that guest. Now go forth and slay.
